1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Sign:
5. Location:
6. Height:
7. Hair Color:
9. Piercings/Tattoos:
10. Marital Status/Current Dating Situation:
11. Additional Websites You Want To Provide URLS to with Info About You:
All About You!
1. You're walking down the street and usually...
a - the fellas fall all over themselves to get your number.
b - your earphones are on and you're oblivious to your surroundings.
c - people cross to the other side because of my stone cold gaze.
d - are you effing kidding me? this is Toronto - we ignore strangers here.
2. To make ends meet, you...
a - work a job you hate for great money and or perks.
b - work a job you love for next to nothing, but you're happy.
c - support the global economy via the bank of mom and dad.
d - you rent yourself to science or older affluent gentlemen.
3. Your ex boyfriend calls you...
a - 'his boyfriend' because you're still dating him.
b - all the time because he's not over you.
c - on your birthday because you're still on good terms.
d - 'that guy i wish would die in a fire.'
4. Your idea of a great date
a - dinner & drinks and a movie.
b - a walk about town.
c - drinking/snorting/smoking your feelings til you're making out with that drag queen with a garbage bag stuffed dress because hey.. we're just casual right?
d - some adventure dealie like white water rafting or cliff diving.
e - doesn't matter as long as you put out.
5. There's music playing - Bad Romance comes on. You...
a- bust out the dance moves in a display of your utter fierceness.
b - what's playing? I don't know this song.
c - sing along.
d - break into the "i shit my pants" parody version to avoid blood trickling from your ears.
ME ME ME
1. Oh NO! I have to bail on our super fun plans because I've come down with the guatemalan zombie hooker flu, probably from my jerkass roomie. You...
a - show up armed with neo citran, tissues and bad movies.
b - understand and reschedule.
c - stay away - you're not getting ME sick too!
d - suddenly have a handy excuse to ask out one of my friends!
2. I'm being hit on at a party where I'm working. You...
a - step in and advise the m-fer to back off and get his own sammich.
b - punch first, ask questions later.
c - three's company tooooo.
d - get that you're dating someone who isn't going to succumb to the advances of yet another drunk wannabe at a work function, and get us another beer.
3. OOPS! I missed your call. You...
a - leave a message saying hey and trust a return call will happen.
b - call a couple more times because maybe I didn't hear the phone.
c - send a handful of text messages asking where I am / what I'm doing / why for the love of sarah jessica parker am I not calling you back RIGHT NOW?!?!
d - break it off - how DARE I not be waiting by the phone for your call?
4. BLAST! We've only been seeing each other a week and you discover I'm actually SUPER nerdy. You...
a - laugh it off, they're only comics. It can't be that bad.. can it?
b - find it endearing as long as you don't have to talk about which spiderman was better.
c - RUN! You can't be seen with someone who knows the difference between marvel and dc.
d - disrobe to reveal your superman underoos.
