Fuck You, Music Industry

The state of things:

Headliner - Jeffree Star - Busted dude in a wig who can't sing. Seriously. A boy in a wig isn't that interesting. Back it up with some talent, or just back it the fuck up.

Middle opener - Dev - "like a G6" - yah - that girl who i thought was kedollarha when i heard it. She performed the song twice over her own backing tracks..... AMAZING. She also did a bunch of covers. She owes an apology to Fergie. (The singing one, not the Weight Watchers one).

Opener - It Boys - never heard anything by them before, but they were a solid (yet way over-styled) band. The only talent on the tour, yet the least recognized. They played fun songs, and sounded like they were just a CD that was done by a good producer. Someone should sign them, but then punch them out so that they stop being so Hollywood-douchey. They could go somewhere, but will probably be the Edwin of Hollywood (aka bartending and selling the cars they thought they could afford from having a hit single).

More Essential Parenting Skills

So This happened..

Tip to all my friends who are parents.. If you're not going to get your kid the pony or Wii they're asking for, the runner-up gift should probably not be a crossbow.